Goodr LFG - Short With Benefits

How does it feel to lay in the bed in any orientation you want and not have your feet hang dangerously off of the edge, completely vulnerable to the monsters hiding under there?! How does it feel to not constantly be banging your head on your muscle head roommates’ pushup bar that they insisted on hanging in the bathroom doorframe?! Why don’t you just get real with us already and admit that you're short with benefits?!

• Mirrored Reflective Lenses
• NO SLIP - Uses a special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
• NO BOUNCE - The frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
• ALL POLARIZED - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.