Goodr BFG - Beelzebub's Bourbon Burpees

With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than the OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons.

No Slip - A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.

No Bounce - Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.

All Polarized - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

Reflective Lenses - Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.